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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Sharktopus (2010)

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A giant monster that is half-shark, half-octopus wreaks havoc on beach-goers.

Plot

This SyFy Channel original is about as bad a movie as I have seen in a long while. So, the US Navy decides its a good idea to create a genetically altere animal that is half-shark and half-octopus to use as a natural weapon. Obviously, we didn't learn from Ice Spiders that this doesn't work. The shark escapes during a demonstration (go figure) and goes bizzerk. Anyways, I think this beats out Ice Spiders...it is more entertainingly bad, and the graphics are downright horrid.

Overall Review
My rating: C
The graphics are almost completely unrendered. There is more dimension in the side of a piece of paper than there is Sharktopus. Oh, for those of you who have seen Nacho Libre, this movie stars Hector Jiminez (who plays Esqueleto) as a character named "Bones". Ironically, Esqueleto means "Skeleton".
Cast
  • Eric Roberts as Dr. Nathan Sands
  • Sara Malakul Lane as Nicole Sands
  • Kerem Bursin as Andy Flynn
  • Hector Jimenez as Bones
  • Liv Boughn as Stacy Everheart
  • Shandi Finnessey as Stephie
  • Peter Nelson as Commander Cox (credited as Calvin Persson)
  • Ralph Garman as Captain Jack
  • Clem Hansen as Male with Bikini Girl

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